Investment Joke Definitions / Wall Street Jokes / Stock Market Jokes
1) Broker: What you become after investing in dot com stocks.
2) Bull: What comes out of your stockbroker's mouth.
3) Bear: What your brokerage account becomes after investing in Enron.
4) Short: What you end up being after shorting stocks in your portfolio.
5) Bond: A thing you used to have between you and your stockbroker before he lost your money.
6) Call: What a stockbroker does when he has a hot tip for you.
7) Tip: What you won't be leaving your waiter, if you invest based on his hot stock ideas.
8) Over the Counter: Where you'll be getting your food from when you go out to dinner, after losing your money in the stock market.
9) Volume: What you turn up on the radio when the financial report comes on.
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